Goo-Goo, Gaga

NEW YORK, NY - Lady Gaga's antics at Yankee Stadium and Citi Field have raised the ire of comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who ripped her on a New York radio station on Monday night. "I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people," Seinfeld said on WFAN. ." Seinfeld was linked to Lady Gaga on June 10, when the singer was escorted to his empty luxury box at Citi Field without his permission after she was caught on camera in the stands at a New York Mets game giving the finger to photographers and fans. "This woman is a jerk. I hate her," Seinfeld joked. "I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for ... You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now? It's pathetic. And why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How'd it even get to be the finger? Somewhere along the line somebody decided this is the bad finger." Seinfeld also said of Lady Gaga, "You take one 'A' off of that and you've got gag."

Yawn. I’m tired of hearing about this weirdo attention whore. How about you stick to making mediocre radio music for idiot teen girls to listen to. I’m not buying what Gaga is selling at all. Her music is terrible and not to mention this girl is uglier than Voldemort. I’m tired of hearing people say, “did you hear what she wore at the VMAs” or “can you believe she wore that in public?” No, I don’t care. Not to mention her antics at the Met game in Jerry’s free box seats. Not to mention she was spotted boozed up in he Yankees club house talking to who else: Robby Cano and Arod. She just wanted to see greatness up close, but if the yanks go on a skid I'm blaming this bitch. Gaga probably doesn’t even know what sports are, let alone baseball. It just shows she has zero class and only wants people to talk about her. Well I’m not buying it so stick to making awful music and emo outfits and leave the rest of us normal people alone. Stay away from me and stay away from the greatest game on earth, baseball, you classless smut.

Note: I’m pretty sure she’s either going to kill herself in ten years or be killed by a crazy fan. Let’s hope for both.