Okay. I know I’ve been M.I.A. for a while, but I had to come out of the woodwork like Denzel in Training day for this one. Can anyone tell me why America hates soccer? Oh yeah that’s right, because the players are little schoolboy bitches. These guys are softer than a posturepedic on a hungover Sunday morning and they are supposed to be the best athletes in the world? Give me a break. They deserve Academy Awards for the flop jobs that I’m witnessing in the World Cup. Don’t get me wrong, I get pumped up just like any other American “fan” who only watches the cup (pretty much everyone), but seriously I’m questioning my manhood sometimes when I tune into these games. In a nation that thrives on mutants crushing each others skulls in, soccer is like watching a fourth grade ballet. These guys are going down without contact most of the time. I love how they show the replay in super slow motion just to show you nothing happened and the ref still gives the yellow card out like it’s going out of style. And don’t even get me started on some of the off side’s calls on the USA costing them the tourney. Grow up and grow a pair already.
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