NEW YORK, NY - A Yankee 2009 World Series ring worth around $10,000 was swiped from the clubhouse of the team's Trenton double-A minor-league affiliate, the ring's owner said yesterday. Tom "Tonto" Kackley, 51, clubhouse manager for the Trenton Thunder, said he realized at around 1:30 a.m. Friday that the ring was missing from a locked drawer in his desk at Trenton's Waterfront Stadium. The diamond-encrusted ring had been delivered to him several days earlier. "I worked for 22 years to get it, and I had it for a week," he said. Kackley said that after he got the ring, he initially stored it in a clubhouse closet. "I've had things come up missing out of there before, so I put it in my desk," he said. "I felt it was safest in my desk." Sheriff's officers in Mercer County, NJ, are investigating. A pitching coach for the Staten Island Yankees reported his ring was stolen on May 31, allegedly by two hookers he met at a Tampa hotel. Police are still investigating that incident. In both cases, police listed the value of the missing rings at $10,000.
Hahahahaha. How’s my protégée “Tonto”? What? He lost his World Series ring? Honey, I’m going to bang some hookers after the game tonight and leave my World Series ring in my desk. What?! It’s Gone?! What an idiot! Good, good more for me and you. This guy had this coming to him don’t you think? And your telling me Tonto couldn't find a better hiding spot then his desk? Yeah, I'll put in my desk, no one will look there! I mean honestly, if I had a Yankees World Series ring the first thing I’d do was uncontrollable dance and yell obscenities. Then I wouldn’t let it out of my sight. Not to mention if it was worth fucking 10 grand. Hell, I’d sleep with the damn thing. I’d make it breakfast. I might even think about leaving my wife, if I had one. And the fact that he had to admit that hookers stole it is just a shot to the balls. You know he didn’t want to report it, but the fact that it was worth so much and he just got it a week before was a double whammy. At that point the hookers didn’t even seem like a big deal to this guy. These girls definitely pawned the ring and some lucky dude can now say he was apart of a dynasty: the 2009 Yankees Season….sort of.
Note: That ring is awesome. Just think "The Boss" has 7 rings to himself. That’s a lot of hookers.
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