A veterinarian to the stars is trying to take a bite out of Mariah Carey, charging the dishy diva has stiffed her for the "extraordinary services" she performed for her three pampered pooches. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Dr. Cindy Bressler says she did over $37,000 work taking care of Cha-Cha, Dolomite and JJ, but their hit machine owner has only paid a fraction of her bill. Bressler, who does house calls in Manhattan and the Hamptons, says she tended to the trio "at the special instance and request" of the "Precious" star between October 31 and December 2 of last year. Bressler "rendered veterinary services including extraordinary services to the defendant’s canines," the suit says. In all, the suit says, she "performed work, labor and services on the defendant’s canines . . . at the agreed price and reasonable value of $37,790.32, which sum [Carey] agreed to pay."
That didn’t just say $37,000 to pamper a dog did it? That has to be a misprint. They have to be talking about her kids, understandable mistake. What’s that? She DID spend all that on her fucking DOGS?! Not to mention there is a market for professional dog pamper-ers? I’m afraid to ask what “extraordinary services” entails. Did this lady do unspeakable things to these dogs? What is the world coming too people? I mean honestly, this is unreal. Listen, I’m all about having dogs and taking care of them, but $37,000 of care? That’s more than a lot of people yearly salary. This lady does house calls in Manhattan and surprise surprise, the Hamptons. This just reminds me how I need to be filthy rich ASAP. Maybe I’m just jealous I’m not spending $37,000 on my French Bulldog, Robby. Sorry buddy, soon enough you’ll be rolling up in the flyest of fly doggy rides getting all the fine bitches…literally.
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