Monday, June 28, 2010

Let Me Just Get That For You Boss...









A tearful Debrahlee "Debbie" Lorenzana read a prepared statement Monday morning explaining why she is a victim of sex discrimination. Lorenzana and her attorney, Gloria Allred, are asking for a human rights investigation. She claims she was fired from her job as a business banker job at Citibank after complaining that male colleagues called good looks distracting. In the complaint, Lorenzana claims that she was not properly trained and, "I was a target to them." She says she was a victim of sex discrimination and then retaliation for speaking up. Lorenzana, 33, previously filed suit against Citibank. She alleged that she was criticized by management for the way that she dressed. She claims that management indicated that she was considered too beautiful and had large breasts for the clothes she was wearing.

Hold. The. Phone. Let me get this straight here. This lady is suing a multi-billion dollar company because management called her too beautiful? It has nothing to do with the money, right? Gotcha. See this is what I’m talking about with women in our country these days. You can’ ever win in this politically correct world we have created. It’s not like Debbie is working in Yemen and has to wear a veil 40 hours a week to cover her face. But in 2010, a guy can’t even compliment a girl without being thought of as a pervert. That’s why I don’t give complements anymore to girls like I used too. No, you know why? This is exactly why! No more friendly, that’s a great color on you, or my personal favorite, maybe you shouldn’t wear a bra next time. But seriously, women are crazy. Excuse me THIS woman is crazy! Everyone knows that she is just going after the money because her personal claim against the company didn’t do shit. You’re just a smoke-show who only got her job at Citigroup because you were so damn hot. Isn’t that the American Dream personified? Get over it. And good luck trying to win this case, baby doll, when the judge queues up your breast enhancement video. Game, blouses.

Note: Take another look at the picture up top and tell me you wouldn't be able to work around Deb either. I could barely finish my SATs the first time I took them at my public high school because I had girls all around me taking a test. Change of pace for me. Private school really killed the ladies environment. Needless to say I had to retake them.

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